The signs as Cow Chop quotes
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Aries:
"It's time to learn about death, little baby Tommy."
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Taurus:
"I'll suck your stuff."
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Gemini:
"You guys are really k-k-k-k-killin' my vibe.
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Cancer:
"You put gooch cream on my face and now I've got cake on me, dude. Stop."
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Leo:
"I'm two notches away from crying. Like. On the verge of a mental breakdown, constantly. And you're trying to force me to eat mac'n'cheetos."
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Virgo:
"Shit son, you're getting STD juice all over me!"
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Libra:
"I fuckin' LOVE nuggets."
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Scorpio:
"What is on the door handle?! Like, lube?! Everything about this house is fucked! We need a new house, we need a new life!"
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Sagittarius:
"Can you see it, Joe? Can you see my tiny wiener?"
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Capricorn:
"It's gonna be like, butthole related.
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Aquarius:
"I die, daddy, I die."
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Pieces:
"I'm 26. I'm not that young anymore...soon my life will be over."
