• *teleporter control panel is broken*
  • Dr. Monty: Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
  • Nikolai: I did. I broke it-
  • Dr. Monty: No. No you didn't. Dempsey?
  • Tank: Don't look at me! Look at Maxis!
  • Maxis: What? I didn't break it.
  • Tank: Huh, that's weird. How'd you know it was broken?
  • Maxis: Because it's sitting in front of us and it's broken!
  • Tank: Huh, suspicious.
  • Maxis: No! It's not, you idiot!
  • Richtofen: If it matters, probably not, but Samantha was the last one seen near it.
  • Samantha: Edward! I don't even touch this crap!
  • Richtofen: Oh really? Then what were you doing near the teleporter earlier?
  • Samantha: Because I was trying to find Teddy, since I always lose him, everyone knows that!
  • Nikolai: Ok, ok! Let's not fight. I broke it. Just let me pay for it, Dr. Monty.
  • Dr. Monty: No! Who broke it?
  • Tank: Monty... Takeo's been awfully quiet.
  • Takeo: Really!?!
  • *everyone begins to bicker*
  • Dr. Monty: *to the camera* I broke it. I tried killing a zombie in front of it and I accidentally hit it.